Oberon (they/them) is the king, making them the sexier and hotter other half of Titania. They do the paperwork for the club the couple co-owns, The Woods, because Titania can’t be arsed to do it and someone has to. Mainly working solo, Oberon’s only confidante is their trusty Puck. However, this is more than enough, because who needs an entourage when you allegedly banged the soon-to-be wife of Theseus?
Theseus (he/him) is the CEO of Athens. His employees love him because he is technically too stupid to be running this business. He spends most of his time signing papers that are technically meaningless or flirting with his soon-to-be wife who he loves very much. He is, in a word, a business himbo.
Titania (they/them) is the queen of the fairies. They're in a love/hate relationship with Oberon because Oberon definitely doesn't know how to run things. Their fairy troop follows them wherever they go. They are a force to be reckoned with.
Hippolyta (they/she) is the soon to be wife of Theseus.
Puck (They/Them) is the embodiment of mischief. Some nights a club promoter, some nights a good time for hire. Puck has one wish: to laugh. Currently they reside in The Woods as the fool who does Oberon's dirty work (re: Steely Dan).
Philostrate (No Pronouns) is simply that: Philostrate. Nothing more. Nothing less. Philostrate serves Theseus's court how ever Philostrate's master sees fit.
Hermia (she/her) is an up and coming nepotism baby. Her father, Egeus, wants her to marry Demetrius so he can secure a business partnership but she has other plans. She is in love with Lysander and willing to do what it takes to make sure she gets her way.
Lysander (she/her)
Demetrius (he/him)
Helena (he/him) could only get so far in the company being the cousin twice removed of an Athens chairman. Unappreciated for his effort at work and for his good looks with Demetrius, he wouldn’t know what to do with praise or affection if it hit him!
Bottom (he/they) is a co-supervisor who collaborates with Peter Quince. He not only want to be the star of the presentation/show, but he is the star of the presentation/show.
Peter Quince (he/him) is a supervisor trying not to get fired. If he gets a promotion that would be cool too.
Egeus (he/him) thinks he owns Athens and his daughter Hermia. He just wants to keep these darn kids in line.
Flute (he/him) is a team member under Peter Quince who works at Athens. He is a tad insecure in his masculinity and wants to show he can be as great as Bottom.
Cobweb (she/they) is a bartender who works at the woods. They are a nosy little fairy who wants to enjoy her days high and in the know of the tea/latest gossip. All she wants is for her fairy queen Titania to be happy!
Snout (he/him) is a team member under Peter Quince. A tad airheaded but just he’s trying to blend in so it’s not obvious he doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Peaseblossom (she/her) is a waitress at the Woods. She’s here to serve tea and get the tea. Would do anything for the lovely leader Titania.
Snug (he/him) is a team member under Peter Quince. He wants to quit his job.
Moth (💙) is a bartender at The Woods. They are usually zoned out but zone back in when there’s drama.
Robin Starveling (he/him) is a team member at Athens under Peter Quince. He just wants to get through the day without having a panic attack
Mustardseed (she/her) is a very giggly waitress for "The Woods." She would describe herself as fly, definitely not shy, and very high. She wants to please Titania and have a good time.
